Good morning...or not? (IC)

"Hi Red I hope you don't mind I forgot to wear a rubber x.x" Kazu stated ebilly.

o.o

"Okay. Well then, I need to go to the doctor's office now and be tested for STD and more importantly, pregnancy. And if it happens to be one or the other or both, you're paying for it big time Kazuki...." ><

I got up and hysterically smacked Kazuki with all of my "Tsunade" like might, thus, sending him through several building walls before stopping a brick wall that was cold and hard from the weather in the Aurora village.

Pats Sora's head. "There there. Everything will be alright.
I would love to be an uncle!" Tatsu bring Sora back to the
bed. "Stay here... you need to rest." Tatsu now rubs Sora's
belly... "That's it.... goood."

"..."

"Ugh. Again." -takes a kunai-

"BOOKWOMAN STAB!"

*Stabbed* "Dammit! I don't wanna die! Someone help me before I...
bef-... before I die!! ... Maybe a little time between you and I will heal
the wounds, Bookwoman. ;o"

"Tatsu, I'll heal you. I don't know why Madam over there stabbed you, nor why there are so many people in my bedroom, but, hey, I'll heal you. And I'm not pregnant fool! I don't even feel pregnant!"

I laid down on the bed and then sat up with a scrunched up face, a little frustrated.

"Oh nice!! Heal me! ;D"
Tatsu turns off the lights of the room and hops into the bed.
"It's better if no one sees. And about the baby... I was kidding."
*shifty eyes*

"Fine."

I shiver and conjure the chakra/healing power to my hands and hold it gently over the spot that is injured. The green outlines my hand and I wait until the wound begins to close up.

"Thanks for the turning the light out. I can't stand the sight of blood, I'm afraid of it!"

I paused and waited another minute before speaking again.

"Why are there so many boys here anyway? Oh I have to make a sign. 'Exclusive to girls only.' "

Wakes after the heal with a skirt and a wig on.
"Yup! I'm a girl."

"You always cross dress just to get in peoples' pants? Weirdo."

After the heal, I pushed him lightly out of my bed.

"Yes! ^^"

Falls off the bed ~ *

o____o...

-decides to go sleep on the roof tonight TO THE EXTREME-

-Sleeping with a guy on the roof-

o.o; Woah. A night together on the roof? How... extreme.

Pats Yaka's head. "Indeed."

"HOW do you keep appearing where I sleep? Seriously. Are you a stalker of some sorts?"

-glares-

"BOOKWMAN-SENSI? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?" Kenza shouted as his face flushed.

"...I could ask you the same, Kenza. Had a nightmare and needed some comfort of some sorts?"

-shoves the kid out of HER bed-

"Hey! What the hell are you doing here? Your not Autumn get yer ass outta my bed before I kick it!" Issac grumbled before smashing his foot into Bookwoman's side kicking her outta his bed.

-grabs the foot and twists it to break it-

"Get the hell out of here, Issac. I knew you were a perv, but also a pedo...Disgusting."

"Hey beautiful, want to go for another round?" He noticed her Sunagakure headband and instantly jumped out of bed, grabbing his kusanagi. "A Sand ninja!"

"...I got other things to do. You're the one that intruded in -my- house, who apparently raped me in who knows what manner. So, now you pay."

-Bookwomanchops with a dictionary-

"Psh, you don't remember anything then! He swiftly slashes the book in half. "You were talking about how you've always wanted to sleep with an Uchiha! Sooo you slept with me!" Raijin bursted out laughing.

Tatsu sneaks up onto the bed once again.
"Hey sir, wanna have fun? 'Cus I'm bored"
He said that as he took of his clothes.

-kicks Tatsu out of his bed, trying to sleep-

"Get. Away. Now. Before I make your pretty face blow to pieces."

"I don't know about you, but I can go for another round. Your moans are sexy.~"

I winked as I scooted closer to the woman in my bed.